Recently our new President, Barack Obama took an interview with Al Arabiya where he stressed that the United States would take a new direction with the Muslim world. In return, President Mamoud Amademajad of Iran gave a reply to both the interview and President Obama’s offer for direct negotiations. He demanded certain conditions be met in order for negotiations to take place. Among the demands was an apology for the past sixty years of treatment of Iran, and I guess the Muslim world in general. So, here goes my offer of an apology for Mamoud Amademajad and the Muslim world.
Mamoud Amademajad, right off I would like to apologize that after your revolution and the kidnapping of American diplomats and embassy personnel that we did not bomb your entire country into a combination of slag pits and glass.
I would also like to extend apologies for the following acts we have perpetrated on the Muslim world over the last sixty years.
I am sorry for our support for Pakistan all those years when we could just as easily have supported India.
I am sorry we stopped Israel from taking the Suez Canal in 1956.
I am equally sorry that we coerced Israel to return the Sinai Peninsula to Egypt after the 1956 war over the closing of the Suez Canal.
I am sorry that we assisted the United Nations in preventing Israel from taking more land from Syria, Egypt, and Jordan by forcing a cease fire in the Six Day War also known as the 1967 war.
I am sorry we stopped Israel from taking Cairo and Damascus during the Yom Kippur War in 1973.
I apologize that we aided in any way the return of the Sinai Peninsula once again to Egypt during the negotiated peace facilitated by United States assistance.
I apologize for once again forcing a cease-fire on Israel before they took Beirut in the Lebanon War against the PLO in 1982.
I am equally sorry that at the same time we did not allow Israel to wipe out the Syrian forces in Lebanon.
I apologize for not going further and removing Momar Kadafi from his rule in Libya when we were having difficulties in 1986.
I am sorry we did not invade southern Sudan and free the people from the genocidal rule from the government in Khartoum.
I truly regret working with the Muslim Albanians to bomb Serbia and steal their land to make the countries of Bosnia and Herzegovina and a few years later again with Kosovo (or Kosova as the Muslims call it).
I regret not invading Iran to free the people from the oppressive rule of the Mullahs immediately after we freed the citizens of Iraq from the evil clutches of Saddam Hussein.
I am sure there are other events I probably should apologize for, but I bet you get my drift. I hope this satisfies your request for an apology, now can we talk?
Beyond the Cusp